Breaking Up With My Girlfriend

“The Newer” break-up story …

I dated DO.com (by Salesforce) for a bit but… she never let me go outside (export) and she wouldn’t let me talk to friends (integrate) and while she was very pretty and hip looking, this was at the expense of true soul. She had a really, really poor memory (no task templates) so I would have to repeat myself over and over again. It was annoying to say the least and I had to cut it off. The transition was hard because she kept all my stuff; even if she had thrown all of my stuff out on the street it would have been easier. – JSR of theNewerYork.com

Another break-up story …

I’m thinking about breaking up with my girlfriend SalesForce.com. We have been together for six years, but our relationship has become stale, she was always demanding more money and goodness gracious has that woman gained some weight! I was skeptical that anyone could meet my needs, but I have found that Solve is not only prettier and skinnier but more intelligent than SalesForce.com.

I plan to take Solve out on a few more dates before I have the talk with SalesForce.com. I want to let her down easy. . . I’m just that kinda guy. – (name withheld to protect the innocent)

Do you really think we could make this stuff up?!

Share your own break-up story …

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